Show|Ready

My parents were always fighting and beating me, especially my dad because he was drinking, they were on the brink of divorce and my mom caught my dad cheating on her with the app and my mom started to beat me out of anger and they now got a divorce, but I will get two Christmases, so that’s a plus. My dad wants me to be the best man for the wedding, but I am currently tied in my mom’s basement. My sister is also tied up with me and she is typing this message. Our father didn’t even know.

This app is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. It was so good that I left my wife and child because they thought I had a mental illness that caused my addiction to it. Clearly they don’t know true art when they see it and are just jealous. I made sure to give them both a good beating before I left. This app was so good that it even ended my terminally ill grandmothers suffering, she spontaneously combusted in the spot. This is a must have.

On a dark and stormy night, I opened this up full volume in an empty street in uptown Chicago. It was the karaoke track to smash mouth’s “all star” and my phone automatically connects to my speaker. The opps really appreciated this blared in their territory. Thank you guys resolving a 13 year conflict.

A good app for theater kids.

I read a lot of reviews for this app. Despite the weird, random ones, it said that it didn’t work. That just straight up wasn’t true. This was a good app that helped me prepare for my show, and I was, as corny as it sounds, Show Ready!