Goat Simulator App Reviews

Goat simulator isn't just some destruction u make as a goat. It's fun to laugh about. Goat simulator has been with me from 4 to now and I feel like my only way to feel better is to play this dumb fun game. Thank you goated devs for this amazing app game.

I love this game so much but it keeps crashing like every time I try to open the app it does not open it it freezes and closes the game randomly make sure you read this coffee stain

When I click to play the game it won’t let me

It’s called GOAT simulator for a reason

I love the game it’s actually pretty fun and goofy but the one thing I don’t like is that when I try to get a high score of 10 for flappy goat as an achievement it has reach and I mean REACH so if u can, can u pls fix it

I love this game but I am sad that I bought the bundle but the game doesn’t sync the goats from the different games and I wish they added more games like this but better and added more content I’m already about to finish goat simulator 3 in only 2 days

The bugs make the game a lot funnier i love the physics I recommend playing this game

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I’ve seen a lot of ratings that have one star because the parents are concerned about the demonic ritual. It’s not that deep. It’s like a reference to something. I’ve tried it and it’s honestly not that bad. I love the game, but the graphics are terrible and if parents are concerned, then why not just actually go on coffeestain.com and tell them why there’s a demonic ritual

打开app时容易闪退需要启动4，5次才能打开游戏，其他4个版本也是一样的，我的机型是16pm iOS27系统

First it needs more stuff and there are two versions pocket edition and this version but on pocket edition there are unique goats unlike goat simulator please tell me what does this game and pocket edition have in common and why are they different

I love goat simulator so much but it always lags which is annoying but overall it is fun and funny and fun and fun and fun and it’s a really fun game i can recommend getting it and i can also record and earn achievements in it and pick different goats and find trophies and is really fun

I wish you could go into a whale

Ok so this game is so fun and im really trying to 100% it but it keeps crashing even when its in the loading screen my streak of it crashing is 12 times

Funny and amazing

I love goat sim. I also have goat sim payday, goat sim waste of space, and goat sim 3. You guys keep up the good work!

thanks for making me pay 7 dollars for a game that I had for free, I actually can keep my levels now and not pay 15 dollars for 2 levels that I can get included with the 7 dollar game

First of all, the flappy goat and mattress bouncing achievements seem almost impossible. Second of all, please add the Easter eggs like the alien abduction from PC and PlayStation/Xbox to mobile goat simulator. Third of all, please either lower the prices for the packs or add more maps to the regular starter pack.

When I went on, Goat Simulator saw an ad that said goat simulator three was coming to mobile I was freaking out, and I fell over

So this is expensive. But I love the game! Can you please do a fox simulator cus foxes are my fav animal! 🦊🐐

I played goat simulator before the huge update, and bought all the DLCs and everything else. The update came, and all my DLCs were gone, I had unlocked all the goats and bought everything. It hasn’t given me a refund, it just took my money, stole my DLCs, and ran with it. Can you guys give me the DLCs I paid for, or refund me my money? Thanks. 😊 PS: this is one of my favroite games of all time, I don’t want one little mishap to ruin it for me.

Hello there I’m sunny and we smash melons and we all know that I’m the Goat🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Yes. yes. yes. And. yes. . .

It’s such a good game! Play it! It has funny things in it. (I licked a person and jumped of the party roof. It was funny)ratings:👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love goat simulator so much. It has changed my life. From day one, I know I would love being a goat. Its so much more majestic then humans. Thats just a fact. I love everything about goats. I am a goat. I believe in goat supremacy. Goats are life. Live laugh love goats.

I love the game but i got all the goats in 2017 so i want more goats to get i love to collect things so please coffee stain

I have not played in a long time but I STILL LOVE IT

Can we have GOAT simulator 3. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who couldn’t love this game? I mean your a goat like that’s the best thing ever but there is one thing I don’t like it makes my brain hurt if I play to long

Get this game. It will make you a hotter person.

I play this game on XBox and mobile and I love it. I recently got Goat Simulator 3 for the XBox and I love it even more. I hope Goat Simulator 3 comes out on mobile soon!

I realize that goat simulator pocket edition has the goat but not the actual Goat Simulator please coffee stain add mcgoat I have the McGoat in pocket edition but not in the actual Goat Simulator because again it’s not in there please please add it

Add a morph goat that morph into anything by licking

If you like a car and still be like that it will stretch the goat

Ok so I love this game a LOT I mean it’s not the best game ever but it is a REALLY GOOD game (lol) I love how you can go on top of a skyscraper and jet pack of OR fly on a helicopter and halfway there let go ahhhhhhhhh! *dies* (lol) I mean it’s not as good as Roblox but again it’s a AWESOME game I also love how you can find a pipe that doesn’t have an opening and find the hole for it and then go inside and back out to find you are a DEFY GRAVITY GOAT! if the developer is looking at this then I w

Good game. Worth it for the price. I originally purchased the game on my nostalgic iPhone 5. A year later, I transferred to an SE 2nd Generation. My progress wasn’t saved, but it was easier to achieve the goals the second time. Goat Simulator has always been a glitchy game, but it’s still worth playing to this day. I appreciate all of the hard work you put into designing the game. 🐐 🏆🦒🏗🕳🎡🎢🐋🚤🛸🪩🏫🔔🚍🪨

I have idea add like a stegosaurus or teleportation goat

This game is a masterpiece no need to explain my self

It’s a very good game but all my progress gets reset almost every time I get out of the app.

Hey goat simulator developer’s I can’t go into goat sim can you pls respond to this it’s so weird if ya can Ty love the game had it for the past few years and still love it.

Simulation goat is a game with high freedom and high fun. You can do what you want to do in the game. This game is very fun, but modeling and goat types need to be increased. Thank you

I like the game but can you add a backrooms Easter egg for people to In joy

Goat simulator is really fun but one time I was playing I went to sleep and the next day I lost all my goats but other then that goat simulator is amazing! have a great day

We’ve been milking this game for endless fun for many years now. If you haven’t played this game, you haven’t lived no matter your age.

So my uncle used to let me play this on his PlayStation 4 and me and my brother would try to kick the ninja turtles butts all the time and now I have it a few stuff has gone wrong steamworld goat when you click one of the buttons you have to stay there unless you restart (not respawn) and when you click the POW button it doesn’t let you play either now when I went to the UFO there was a bunch of giant goats (the whales) and it was taking up my screen but overall it was a good app